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Woman shocked and angered shouts what the hell are you doing to my carpet.
You can never lose a homing pigeon if your homing pigeon doesn t come back what you ve lost is a pigeon.
What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner.
Life is now officially unfair.
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I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner all it was doing was gathering dust.
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If i could take a couple of minutes of your time i would like to demonstrate the very latest in high powered vacuum cleaners.
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That means i talk down to people.
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day only to be confronted by a well dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
Tim vine has become the first comedian to be awarded the funniest joke at the edinburgh fringe twice with a one line quip about a vacuum cleaner.
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An onion can make people cry but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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Without giving her a second chance the man empties a bucket of cow dung onto to carpet and says if the vacuum cleaner doesn t suck all of this up then i will eat the rest myself read more related searches.
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The salesman replies ma am this is not just any ordinary vacuum cleaner.
As she opens the door the salesman quickly runs inside and empties a bag full of poop on her expensive carpet.
Good morning said the young man.
A vacuum cleaner salesman knocks on a woman s door.
People say i m condescending.
I wish people would stop pushing us around.
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When i come to one of the forks in the road of life i don t waste time and energy wishing it was a spoon.
